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Pussy Play Masterclass

Pussy Play Masterclass is a sexy and informative lesson in recreational vulva manipulation. The class is taught by Strawberry Siren, a burlesque superstar and resident Pussy Professor, and covers fundamental learning for all pussy owners and fans alike.

Pussy Play really hits that sweet spot between fun and educational. The first order of business is to learn to navigate your way around a vulva. While the light-hearted sex-ed format was entertaining, it was also a startling reminder that pussy anatomy is ridiculously shrouded in mystery for most of us. Sadly, we live in a phallocentric world where wanking dicks is pretty openly talked about, but we keep shamefully quiet about jilling off. Well, fuck that - Pussy Play Masterclass is a great opportunity to start taking your sexual pleasure into your own hands.

Once the basic anatomy is covered, it’s time to get a little more hands on and construct your very own plasticine puss. There’s hot competition for the title Pussy of the Day, so be prepared to get your creative juices flowing. Next, you'll be getting down and dirty with a few creative moves to practice. Pussy novices and old hands alike will find something new to try out, with suggestively named techniques like ‘Escargot’ and ‘Neapolitan Nightcap’.

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Strawberry Siren herself is an excellent combination of a firm schoolteacher type and that friend who explained hand jobs to you when you were wide-eyed and innocent – she’s the sassy Ms Frizzle of sexual exploration. The banter runs as smoothly as a freshly waxed pubis, and Siren generally manages to keep a rowdy crowd engaged and on task.

One of the most apparent benefits of Pussy Play Masterclass was the chance to broach sensitive topics in a non-confrontational way. Rightly or wrongly, feelings can get hurt when you have to call a halt to sexy times to explain that “Oh god, don’t stop” does not mean, “Stop the great move you’re currently doing, and fingerblast me into infinity”. Pussy Play is a relaxed way to clear up some common pussy misconceptions, and there were definitely moments when Siren’s real talk was greeted by a chorus of “yaaaaass!”s from the audience.

Because I am a very dedicated reviewer, I brought along a study buddy I met on Tinder to learn with me during the show… and to stay up late cramming with me after school was out. For science! So, believe me when I say that I will vouch personally for the merits of the take home manual. And, I also have some very conflicted feelings about 'Jazz Hands'.

Pussy Play Masterclass is a super fun night out, which is actually likely to teach you some useful and very enjoyable life skills. Whether you’re planning on a ménage a trois or a ménage a moi, you will leave your slightly damp seat entertained and armed with new knowledge.

★★★★½

Melina Butler

Melina Butler

Melina is an Arts grad and a book lover who is chronically afflicted by FOMO and wanted to be a duck when she grew up.

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